Sunday, December 23, 2012

Django Unchained Opens Decemeber 25th.

Hairz R Us Building Is Yellow.
Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Vengeance.


               If you feel an unnatural presence hovering over you pressuring you to see Django Unchained, well we now know the reason. This billboard way, way, way up on the Hairz R Us building on the south side of Howard has been subliminally affecting everyone who travels this street for the past few weeks. Its really best just to go with the flow otherwise you might feel the urge to follow the other billboards' suggestions in Rogers Park to drink Diet Coke, eat McDonalds or start mixing hard liquor with Seagrams beverages, which is really worse for your health.

          Reading reviews of Django Unchained it appears this pre-civil war epic will be "Tarantino Unleashed". This film stars Christopher Waltz (remember his breakout performance in Inglorious Basterds?), Jamie Foxx, Leonardio DiCaprio, and Samuel L. Jackson. Apparently Taratino is said to have been afraid that he was going too far with his very brutal and realistic protrayal of slavery in this film. This is also Tarantino's homage to spaghetti westerns. The next thing to do is wait for the freshness rating on which should be decent.


Dane TidwellGoodyPants said...

Good movie review. Craig tipped me off to it. Will you do more?

Philip McGregor Rogers said...

@DTGP haven't seen the movie yet, but I'm going to continue investigating local billboards to understand why Im feeling all these weird impulses to buy certain things or see certain movies.