Thursday, June 5, 2014

Ixnay On Pooh Corner Meet Up

Don't want to get into the nitty gritty but plans for the pooh corner conclave have been nixed. Will send you a coded message about the new convocation location via skywriter. Where and when the pilot will be flying will be revealed by a weighted letter dropped from a hot air balloon. Details of air balloon flight will be will be mailed to a p. o. box.

The key and address to the p.o. box will be put into a lead safe and dropped into Lake Michigan. Coordinates to the drop location and the combination will be encoded in braille in a random book at the public library. Which public library and book? Those particulars will be taped underneath the sixth seat from the front on a CTA bus. Still working on how to get you the bus number, route and time.

Gotta go. One of their agents just put a tail on me.

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